• Smokey the Bear: 9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans.
  • Humans: Oh my god, not ALL humans! I've never caused ONE forest fire, why am I being lumped in with the few bad guys out there? This is so people-ist. Wahhhh

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

emilyisaprincess:

lost-moonlight:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

He looks so cool

This is literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

(Source: war-allthetime)

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

geothebio:

adulthood needs to slow the fuck down because i can’t run very fast and i’m out of shape

suckitandmeme:

hey friends!! i was gonna post this later but i got super lame and just decided to post it now. this is my first giveaway so i hope you enjoy!! (please note that the shirts and cds are not the ones being given away, but are just some of the options that you can choose)

the giveaway includes:

  • 1 cd of your choice (please keep it under $15)
  • 1 band t-shirt of your choice (please keep it under $25)
  • 1 copy of scott pilgrim vol. 1 (scott pilgrim’s precious little life)
  • 1 sticker sheet (no music no life) made by the AMAZING knifeson
  • 2 bags of any candy of your choice
  • 1 mix cd based on your music tastes 

rules/info:

  • considering that this giveaway is for my followers, you must be following me (i will check)
  • you must reblog this post for your entry to count (1 reblog = 1 entry)
  • likes do not count
  • please do not spam me or your followers. if you do, your entry/entries will not count.
  • please no giveaway blogs
  • asks must be open in order for me to message the winner. if the winner does not reply within 48 hours, i will choose a new one.
  • there will only be one winner and i will use a random generator to choose
  • sorry about the price limits, but i am poor and only get money through babysitting 3 children
  • you must be willing to give me your address
  • i will pay for shipping and will also ship anywhere in the world (even the north pole so do not fret about distance)

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS OCTOBER 31GOOD LUCK!!!

(Source: waandering)